Imagination is Free.

Fuck the Veggie Monster.

McDonalds is charging for sauce.

I had my 5th birthday at Chuck-E-Cheese's.

Or was it my 4th?

I wish I knew how to sing.

Colour, honour, favour, favourite.

See the pattern?

College has turned me into a monster.

I'm trying to keep cool.

Hov did that.

Now for the attention grabbers:

Never play it safe.