Don't sweat the small stuff.

My eye has been bloodshot for the past week. (Thankfully it's fading away.)

Was probably because of the paint.

Fucking paint.

Who knew. Just because you can draw with pencil 

doesn't mean you can do the same with paint brushes.

Get some acrylic in your nails. Scratch your eyeballs. Look like shit.

All I could do was laugh though. 

An EyePatch would be so BadAss.

Whistle while you work.